Chwineka Watches

I guess it makes sense that Scream–the unoriginally titled fifth movie in the Scream franchise–came out a little over a decade after Scream 4, since Scream 4 came out a decade after Scream 3. It’s the franchise that just can’t stay dead and refuses to let Sidney Prescott live a happy life. No, it’s a neverending parade of misery, as people around her are deranged enough that murdering people for clout seems like a good idea. I mean, it makes for a fun watch, but it’s a bit depressing when you think about it too hard.

I know phrases like “this was the most X entry in the franchise yet!” get tiring after a while, but by this point I’ve seen all four Scream movies and can fairly safely say that Scream 3 is the most meta yet. For those who don’t know, “meta” is not just Facebook’s rebranding, but short for “metafiction,” or the idea that a piece of fiction reminds the audience that it is indeed fiction. The Scream franchise has always been a look at the horror genre as a whole, but now the focus goes to examining unnecessary sequels. It’s slightly more…